Hey Twitter: Did Anyone Think Bernie Williams Looked Fat Last Night?

By: Michael Abitabilo

“Hey Twitter” is a new feature here at the Read Zone in which we examine the twitter-sphere’s reaction to certain widely consumed events to search for common themes. For the inaugural installment, we will look at the world’s reaction to former Yankee center fielder Bernie Williams, who appeared at Yankee Stadium last night in honor of Derek Jeter’s final home game.   

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Hey Twitter: did anyone think Bernie Williams looked fat last night?

Inptrepid journalist JMSully22 broke the story with dignity and grace reminiscent of Walter Cronkite announcing the death of President Kennedy.

[sad emoji]

Probably just an honest typo.

Elephant?! This one would probably leave Bernie longing for the days when people said he looked like Arthur the Aardvark.

There was a baseball game on last night, you guys…

Uhhh you may want to ™ © and ® that thought, bro. Seems like a bunch of other people are ripping you off.


That one doesn’t even make any sense…

… either does that one.

Ok that one works a little better.

Matt J. Miller MD: tweeting well.

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So, there you have it. It appears some people think Bernie Williams looked a bit heavy last night!

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Mike Abitabilo is the co-founder of the Read Zone, and thought Bernie Williams looked a little fat last night.